Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Twilight's Trashed Twosome

Why does every single picture taken of Rob Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart looks like they've just been to a Britney No-Panties Allowed Party? Absolutely looking trashed, in each and every frame. See for yourself.







No love lost between me and the movie OR the book, but believe me, it's not the reason why I'm commenting on this. Well, maybe a little.
On the lighter side, I read on Yahoo that searches on how to achieve Rob Pattinson's hair as Ed Cullen has reached gajillions.
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Really? I thought it was fairly obvious. Put on Maximum load, climb into washing machine, ask someone to press start, then go out to hang dry. This is the simpler method, because the other one involves a tornado and the murder of the Wicked Witch of the West.
But for those who seriously, seriously, seriously need to know, here's what the experts have to say about it:
How To Get Rob Pattinson's Hair:
(disappointing, completely devoid of any mention of actual scalping or strand-pulling)
Robert Pattinson: A Critical Analysis of His Hair 2005-2008:
(I failed the examination given at the end; failure never felt such pure pleasure!)

1 comment:

  1. sana ako na lang kinuha nilang edward cullen hahahah.. bagay kaya? aw haha..

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