Absurdities

The world is full of absurd things. Stuff that's enough to turn the world upside down. And sometimes, you 'd wonder if it was ever the right side up.

Diana Murders

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OK Magazine this June 2006 banners the story that the Diana Tragedy has disturbing new evidence which points to murder. Her death, along with Dodi Al Fayed, may have been a desperate attempt to stop them from announcing their impending union --- plus baby to boot. Reports say that the Royal Family just couldn't take the thought of an Egyptian baby as another contender to the throne.

Well, if that isn't the oddest thing I have ever heard. But I suppose conspiracy-junkies would love this one. My only say is that, this is so strange it might as well be non-fiction. I'm not saying I believe it. It's just that, the British Royalties are all fluff nowadays. Charles with his New Age / acupuncture fetishes is just a bit too... normal. Coupled with his Dumbo ears--- he's more comical than kingly, isn't he? But if ever he's got the evil streak (and er, the backbone to actually pursue a sinister goal) that'll be more in line with the Mad King of England role, right? I believe that was also Mad Charles I who made such a name for the throne. I guess what I'm saying is, I wouldn't be surprised.

All the better for him to be defunct and for William to asend the throne in his stead. But that's just fluff, right now. 'F Course.


Feed the Hungry Hollywood Nymphets Campaign

Can somebody please give these girls a bit of bread? They look ready to drop out like flies. Oh, I'm sorry.... this was supposed to be cool?

Oh. What strange folks are these?

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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Mary Kate (or Ashley?) Olsen

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Now This Is Just Scary

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Beyond words absurd.

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